"Tent Head"

Going camping again. I think my husband gets a kick out of watching me toss and turn all night on an air mattress and then wake up with what I call "tenthead". Let me explain "tenthead". Its 10 times worse than "bedhead". Its when your rolling back and forth on the air mattress and your pillow keeps slipping off and you start to create static electricity from the faux velvet cover on the mattress. So for the first 2 hours your hair is plastered to your face and whe you breath it, it sucks up your nose causing tickling that makes you sneeze for another 30 minutes. Next, you have no pillow because it keeps slipping off the mattress so your head is at a downward angle and you start to drool. Oh yes, drool. Not only does this stuff crust on your cheek, but remember, your hair is also plastered to your face so what happens? Thats right, you get the wonderfully crusty strands of hair. Oh wait, you didnt get to take a shower because you didnt get to the campgrounds till late so you still have a bit of gel or hairspray or mouse (whatever you choose to make your hair pretty)so when you wipe your hair to the side because well, its gross to have wet hair stuck to your face, you wake up in the morning and your hair looks like "something about mary".... isnt camping fun!!